Inuyasha: Tenka Hadou no Thumbnail
Thumbnail Theatre idea taken from Toastyfrog.

Sesshoumaru: Can I have your swords?

Inu-papa: Oh, THERE'S a way to open a movie.

Sesshoumaru: Well, then could you hurry up and die so I can steal them from you?

Inu-papa: Feel the love. I'm gonna go find some more pleasant company, since you suck.

Sesshoumaru: ::grumble grumble:: And he wonders why I turned out the way I did... Heck, I'm supposed to be young here, but I STILL have the deep man-voice... So much for my childhood. All three minutes we ever see of it. And it's non-canon, regardless. Jeez, it's only the beginning of the movie and I'm already feeling shafted. If only I was ... ... (banter banter)

Takemaru: Jeez, with all these guards, you'd think I'd be expecting someone to come kick my ass.

Inu-papa: I'VE SHRUNK! How in the world did these trees get so much taller than me?! I can't kick ass now!

Takemaru: Good, gives me more time to rough up yer woman.

Izayoi: I've been pregnant with a youkai's child for HOW long and you just NOW decide to kill me?

Inu-papa: EXPLATIVE!!

Takemaru: Ha ha, I killed your girlfriend. And now I, a measly human, shall kill the Great Youkai of the West!

Inu-papa: Yeah, whatever. PWNED!

Takemaru: Ah, crap, I liked that arm.

Inu-papa: Izayoi, come back to me!

Izayoi: I LIIIIIIVEEE!

Inu-papa: Here, I just happened to be carrying this fireproof outfit, so you can have it.

Izayoi: Where did you pull that from?

Inu-papa: I apparently had it wadded up under my shirt. You know, extra padding...

Takemaru: I'M NOT DEAD YET!

Inu-papa: Well, fudge. If I don't make it out of this alive, which I probably won't, name your kid Inuyasha.

Izayoi: ... "Dog Demon"?

Inu-papa: What? I named my first kid "Destruction of Life", so what do you expect?

Izayoi: Yeah, yeah. Well, you boys play nice. See ya.

Inu-papa: I'm on FIRE!