Dear Papa Archives



Dear Inu-Yasha's Father,
If you ever had an Anime, what would it be about? And which of your two wives would be in it?
Sincerely,
Daniel

Dear Daniel,
An anime about me? ... Hm, I really don't think that would be very exciting, unless it was just a "highlights of my life" sort of thing, since I spent years on end on the same routine. And which wife? Both, naturally. Inuyasha's allowed to have both his girlfriends in his show, so why can't I have both of mine in mine? Granted, they had a couple of centuries separating them, but... there was Sesshoumaru in the meantime. However, if the show had to take place over the span of no more than a few years, then I'd say my time with Izayoi would likely be more exciting to viewers, simply because I did more with her over a shorter period of time, do to her much shorter lifespan.


Dear father of the cutest man in the world,
Is it true that you would slice me and dice me and feed me to the fishies? It's not my fault I'm a bisexual and sadistic at the same time!
Sincerely,
Jakotsu

Dear Jakotsu,
Whether or not it's your fault has nothing to do with it. It's that you're not doing anything about it. You're still a sadist, no matter how you look at it, and since you know you're a sadist and take pride in being a sadist, you are seriously high on my list of people who need an ass-whipping. But, you're already dead, so I'll just let the denizens of Hell do their job.


Dear Papa-sama,

There's one thing I was hoping you could clear up for all of us. In the fandom, there's a longtime belief that Sesshoumaru inherited your "title" as the "youkai who laid claim to the Saigoku." As far as I have read, however, I don't particularly remember your son actually INHERITING that from you. (This is certainly meaning no disrespect to the mighty Sesshoumaru, of course, but I just hoped Papa-sama could enlighten us.)

Sesshoumaru isn't the "Lord of the Saigoku," is he? I mean... perhaps he likes to think of himself as such (or not -- maybe it's just me, but I don't get the impression that he cares for such a title), but when you died, was that something that he took over?

Demo, tsuide ni... perhaps you could even shed some light on exactly what your position was in historical Japan. You weren't some kind of castle-dwelling master with legions of armies or anything, were you? Hehe. What did that title "youkai who laid claim to the Saigoku" mean?

Saa, Papa-sama! Atashi ga papa-sama no booru (UIFURU no tama? XD) o nageyatara totte kuru, ne? Ne? Yoshi! Iku zo! *nageru* ^_^

Sincerely,
Wiffle Ball Shard Seeker

Dear Uifuru Booru no Kakera o Neraimono,
Wan wan wan! *ou* Tottekita! Mou ichido nagetekure!
Erhem. Anyway. I believe the term was something like, "made a stronghold of Saigoku". Not "stronghold in", but "stronghold of". And, honestly, you can't be the "youkai who laid claim to Saigoku" without being... well... the youkai who laid claim to Saigoku. I did that. Sesshoumaru didn't. Thus, he didn't inherit such a title. Sure, he inherited my power and good looks, but position? No. That's like saying that if I won the world record for most number of wiffle balls I could stuff in my mouth and then died, that Sesshoumaru would inherit that record. He didn't do anything. He doesn't get any credit. Unless, of course, he takes it upon himself to do it, which is likely one of the reasons he desired Tessaiga, but...

And, no, I didn't have some grand fortress or a legion of armies. I had whoever felt like hanging out with me, which was usually Myouga, and lived wherever I felt like camping out for the night. In a region as large as Saigoku, it's counter-productive to create some sort of home base when all I do is patrol the territory, which is why the entire region was referred to as my home base. I was basically as Sesshoumaru is now: wandering around smiting people who bugged me, with a sort of rule-by-force thing going on. I say "Grr, I'm strong!" and everyone else says, "Eek, he's strong!", and then they behave and all is well. Ah, the story of my life.



Dear Papa,
Do you like fanfiction that features you?
Sincerely,
Bakani Banana

Dear Bakani Banana,
... Such a thing exists? ... This somehow frightens me. I can't say I do too much perusing of the fanfiction scene, since so many of them put my kids in this "high school" place that I've never heard of, or put my kids and their friends into unhealthy relationships, or are written in some garbled language that even my interpreter can't understand. I think I'll stick to the universe as I know it.


Dear Inu Papa-sama,

Do you have some problem with a adopt human granddaughter?I mean, if one of your sons adopt a little human, do you will consider her part of family?Do you desire grandsons?And do you have more sons?They live in your kingdon?I mean, if exists a kingdon...
Sincerely,
Ana-chan

Dear Ana-chan,
Of course I'd consider any adopted children part of the family, no matter what species they are! I'm all for grandchildren, biological or not! Though biological grandchildren would be a plus... My two kids really need to get their hormones in gear and find some suitable girls. Yes, two kids, no more, no less. And "kingdom" is a weird word to describe what I had. It was more of a "beat" than anything else, you know, patrolling an area and kicking the butts of anyone who didn't sit right with me. "Kingdom" sort of assumes I was a governing official, which I was not. I was just a mighty dog who kept everything in order.


Dear Papa,
I heard there was going to be a 4th movie. Are you gonna show up in it? I must say you looked rather dashing in the 3rd movie (I see where your boys get their good looks.)
Sincerely,
Tiggy

Dear Tiggy,
Yees, yees, I am quite the looker, I admit. Unfortunately, it is unlikely that I will appear in the fourth movie. It seems like my appearance was a one-time deal, and the only way I'll come back is if Takahashi decides to look kindly upon me or the anime writers decide to capitalize on my dashing good looks and charm.


Dear Papa,
I would very much like to know how much your bones are worth? Since you don't need them in the afterlife...
Sincerely,
Grave digger

Dear Grave robber,
You got a bone to pick with me? Whaddaya mean I don't need them in the afterlife? I LIVE in my bones! They make a very useful and spacious house. I couldn't place monetary value on them, but considering they can be used to make very powerful weapons, I would assume humans would find them quite covetable. ... Stay away.


Dear Papa,

Hi! Um. . . I've had a question that i've been wondering about for a while, and i'm gonna guess you have my answer so . . .
Why is it only Inuyasha's youkai blood that kinda disappears on certain nights? Why doesn't his human blood also do that?

One more thing, Can I have a hug? ^_^
Sincerely,
Meitantei

Dear Meitantei,
Heh heh, it's always polite to ask, but when it comes to hugs, my answer will likely always be "yes". *hug*
As for Inuyasha's monthly transformation... I've mentioned before that I'm not terribly familiar with the workings of hanyou, as I've only met a few in my life, and briefly at that. Heck, it wasn't even until Inuyasha was born that I knew that hanyou had such a transformation. My guess - and I stress that this is just a guess - is that hanyou born to human mothers inherit their mother's monthly cycle. You see, Inuyasha was born human, on the night of a new moon. It was only when the sun came up that his white hair and puppy ears surfaced. Although Inuyasha is the only case I've ever been able to witness, I'm guessing that all hanyou born to human mothers are born human, and lose their powers one night a month on the moon phase corresponding to the night of their birth. I could extrapolate farther and assume that all hanyou born to youkai mothers are born as full youkai, and lose their human blood once a cycle (whatever the mother's cycle happens to be). But, again, I have never actually been witness to this, so it's all just assumption.


Dear InuPapa-sama,

I am in a very difficult situation. I have a shikon shard in my back, and if it gets taken out, I basically drop dead, so Naraku uses it to make me do whatever he wants and if he knows when I have my memory back, he might get rid of me.

I recently got my memory back and I want to tell my sister, but Naraku's bees are always watching me and now I think this freaky big monster who wants my Shikon shard knows about me having my memory back. I don't think I can go back to Ane-ue because I might hurt her while under Naraku's influence!

What should I do? Also, do you think that son of yours would save me because I know the girl who's with him, even though Naraku tried to make me kill her once?
Sincerely,
Kohaku

Dear Kohaku,
First off... *hug* Kid, if there's anyone who needs hugs, it's you. Hang in there, okay?
In your case, you seem to have accepted the inevitability of your death, so all that's left for you to do is make sure your death isn't in vain. If you manage to get resurrected somewhere along the line, more power to you, but you have to understand that the Shikon shard will have to be removed eventually.
And... which son are you expecting to save you? Because you've been ordered to kill the companions of both. Though, I'm guessing you're referring to Sesshoumaru, since he actually has the ability to resurrect you. Sesshoumaru... I still can't put my finger on his motivations, so I'm just as in the dark as you are about what he's going to do next or why. Only time will tell. But, I wish you the best, kid. *hug*


Dear Papa,

How dare you call me a gangly, chestless heroine!? I'll let you know that I can turn quite a few heads. After all, the best things in life come in small packages.

I don't care if you're a daiyoukai, if you talk about my great body like that again I'll Dragon Slave your butt; and don't think being dead will help you, being the great sorceress that I am I'll manage to reach you, you'll see!
Sincerely,
Lina Inverse

Dear Dra-Mata,
Whoa, talk about crossing series... Anyway, I was calling you a gangly, chestless heroine as a compliment! Remember how the person was complaining that he hated that all heroines were buxom and meant for sex-appeal? I mentioned you as a refreshing change of pace and a step above all those sexy heroines. Do you really want men to chase your skirt, anyway? Seems like you get upset whenever someone fondles you, and if you were sexier, it would only happen more often. Nope, you're fine the way you are, and I appreciate it. ... Now put down that fireball. Here, have some food.


Dear Papa, While Inuyasha was pinned to the tree did he still revert back to human form on the new moon? Did you still check up on him from the great beyond every now and then, even though he clearly wasn't going anywhere? I wonder if anyone other than Kagome-chan was brave enough to go up there and tug on his ears...Oh well, not such terribly exciting questions. ^_^
Sincerely,
Athena

Dear Athena,
No, Inuyasha didn't revert to his human form while pinned to the tree. Kikyou used a sealing arrow on him, which killed him but bound his soul to his body. So, his body was dead but his soul never passed on to the next world. Because his body was dead, it didn't react to the world around it, including the new moon. And because his soul was in stasis, he had no sense of the passage of time. So, because his soul never reached the next world, I never got the chance to chat with him (at that point, his soul would have belonged to the youkai afterlife). As for tweaking his ears... I think Kaede did a couple of times...


Dear Lord InuTaisho,
First, Why do you put up with Inuyasha? The way I see it, he's been a thorn in people's sides since day one...

Second, Why in the world did you wed a human?!? It doesn't seem right for a youkai lord to mate with my infirior species...

And last, how did you handel the loss of your loved ones? I feel like that would happen to I as well, very soon...
Sincerely,
She who pourns to the wind and wolves at night...

Dear ... uh... "she",
What can I say? As a parent, I always dote on my kids, no matter what they do. Inuyasha may be a little rough around the edges, but given his background, I can hardly blame him for such a thing. If anything, I could blame myself for not being there, but Izayoi always got on my case for blaming myself for every little thing. Being the strong one, it was just easier for me to claim responsibility for everything and take care of everyone else's problems... which, unfortunately, didn't really allow anyone else to LEARN from their problems...

And why did I wed a human? Because she was cute and we liked each other, duh! Why do you wed anyone? Who cares what she is? She treated me a heckuva lot better then some members of my own species, not to mention her radically different outlook on life intrigued me. Humans are much weaker and shorter-lived than youkai, which forces them to mature much more quickly than we do. Youkai, with our long lives, see a matter at hand, realize we have hundreds of years of life, and just never get around to it. Humans, with their extreme senses of urgency, put a lot more vitality and excitement into my life in just a few years than I would have in a century on my own.

As for losing loved ones... I really don't want to talk about that. Sorry.



Dear Papa,
I know you hang out with Housenki and Tsukuyomaru, but do you ever see Jinenji's father or Shippo's parents? Just curious. Also, how do you guys do that blue light appearance/protection thingy? For example, you appeared to Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha, Tsukuyomaru protected Shiori and her mother, and Shippo's father showed up and protected him and Kagome.

P.S. Here's a wiffle ball and a Jumbone for letting me pester you so much and giving me hugs. :o)
Sincerely,
Fluff Fan

Dear Fluff Fan,
Ah, man, a bone! Excellent! *gnaw gnaw gnaw*
Anyway... *gnaw gnaw* yah... *slurp* I shee 'em... *crunch* occashnally... *bite bite* *gulp* Erh-hem. Yeah, I see 'em, but we don't talk much, other than the occasional, "Hey, my kid knows your kid!" But other than that, we usually go about our business with only a nod in passing if we happen to see each other.
And, you know, all parents instinctively know when their kids are in trouble, and sometimes it's a power great enough to break the boundaries between the world of the living in the dead. That's how we're sometimes able to come protect our kids briefly if we sense they're in extreme danger and have no other options. It just happens to take the form of the blue lighty glowy etheral stuff.


Dear Papa,

i need some more help! my ex boyfriend wont leave me alone. he keeps thinking he can change me. i tell him to leave me alone and he doesnt. im starting to htink he's becoming a stalker. he tries to make me listen to him. i hang up the phone on him, he calls back and will keep calling back until i get fed up and just ignore it. i talk tohim online, he keeps iming me on another messenger when i sign of one. errr he just wont leave me alone. he tells me to get my head out of the past (harrassed in 7th grade) but he wont get his head out of the past when we broke up. every time he talks to me, he brings up when we broke up. i cant take it anymroe and i dont know what to do. he needs to get a life that isnt around me. but he wont. have any ideas on what to do? he made me so mad (he was mad as well) where he came to my house with out my permission and my knowing one day. please give me something i can do to stop this madness!! i need help!!!

P.S. Can i please have a hug. (sniffles) i feel alone and i have no one to hug me.
Sincerely,
pitplayer67

Dear pitplayer,
Aw, you can never have too many hugs. *hug*
Unfortunately, this is a problem that I would be of little help in. I've only been in two serious relationships, and they were both "'til death do us part", so I've never had the pleasure of escaping an obsessive ex-lover. Usually, if someone bothered me too much, I just killed them, but I would strongly advise against doing such a thing in your situation. Sometimes people behave in completely illogical ways and no amount of talk is going to get them to change their minds. The best thing you could do is to get more people on your side and have them stand up for you against him. Or at least find some of his friends and let them know what he's doing and see if you can get them to talk to him. There's strength in numbers, so while him vs. you is fairly bleak, him vs. you, your friends, and his friends might make him think twice about what he's doing.


Dear Inuyasha's father,

well.....this is kind of embarrassing but, oh well, here it goes.
i think i really like this houshi, but the problem is, he is such a womanizer! every pretty girl he see's, he askes them to bear his child!! and he keeps on groping me!! how can i get him to notice me and respect the woman that i am???

well, thank you for your time
Sincerely,
the demon exterminator, sango

Dear Taijiya Sango,
Sometimes, it's the other person who needs to do all the changing. Pretty much all you can do in your situation is let him know your honest feelings about his actions. And I don't mean boomeranging his brain out, I mean actually confronting him and telling him flat-out how he makes you feel. You'll be surprised what a blunt, emotional statement can do to a person. Expressing your dissatisfaction through violence can be interpreted many ways, but there's only ONE interpretation for "Your flirtatious ways upset me."


Dear Papa,
What do you think will happen if the unstopable force meets the unmovable object? Will there be total chaos, will the onstoppable force be stopped, the unmovable force moved or will Inuyasha just Bakuryuuha the unstopable force's ass back to where it came from?

And, ano..may I have a kiss? *blush blush* just a friendly one! pretty please?? *gives puppy eyes look*

Sincerely,
Flying Dutch Girl

Dear Airborne Female of the Netherlands,
Uh... a kiss is going a little far. I have no problem cheering up total strangers, but I do have my limits when it comes to personal space, and I put quite a bit more meaning on a kiss than just a friendly "wishing you the best". So, a hug is as far as I go. *hug*

Now what's this about the unstoppable force meeting the unmovable object? Is there really a problem here? The object simply won't move, plain and simple. See, you can assume the unstoppable force is a horizontal F = infinity. The unmovable object can have a weight of W = infinity. Therefore, since the static friction on the unmovable object would also be infinite, the two opposing infinite forces would cancel out, resulting in a net force of 0, and nothing would change.



Dear Papa,
What would you do if you could get you hands on Naraku? He's such an evil jerk! I'm glad Kagome almost destroyed him once!
And while the third movie may be "crap", I did manage to find some very spiffy screenshots of you and InuYasha's mom. ^-^
Anyway, I've been having some trouble with my conscience lately. There's this friend of mine that was really nasty (We're talking that she could give NARAKU a run for his Jewel shards), and this year she'll be in the same highschool as me. You see, while I've forgiven her for spitting on me (figuratively) and betraying my trust, I'm not really sure how to treat her. She never said she was sorry. Should I be kind and act with grace and dignity? Or just ignore her, like she did to me for so long last year? *Sighs* I hate being a teenager. I wish I could've been born a youkai in the Sengoku Jidai. At least then I wouldn't have to deal with this person. What d'you think that I should do? I think I need a hug. ><

P.S. You rock. You're now my fave InuYasha character. ^__^ And after you, my fave character is Sesshoumaru. He's so cool. Even without Tokijin or Tetsusaiga.
Sincerely,
Artemis Sakura

Dear Artemis Sakura,
"Spiffy" screenshots of me and Izayoi? Er... What sorts of screenshots are those? And are they of the sort that I would have to confiscate them? *cough*
How could this person be a "friend" if she treats you badly? If she really is your friend, then of course you should treat her with respect and dignity. If not, then ignoring her is just fine. Just tell her how she makes you feel, and see what her response is. If she doesn't care, then ignore her.
As for being a youkai in the Sengoku Jidai... it's not all it's cracked up to be. People who don't like you do a heckuva lot more than just spitting on you. If you really want to defend your life against total strangers every waking moment... for one thing you're a masochist... but... really, your own life is never as bad as you make it out to be.


Dear Great Dog Youkai of the Rising Sun lands,

We the denizens of the Underworld/Hell/Land of the Unrestful dead would sincerely like to know how you came upon our creation, the sword call Sou'unga. We regret to inform you we cannot keep this sword much longer as we have enough zombies as it is. (You can thank the recent upswing in zombie movies and remakes for that one). Please be advised we are no longer offering a warrenty with this sword any more. However we would like to know if you have any more children as they might prove useful in trying their luck with our sword

Sincerely,
The Aribters of Hell/Underworld

Dear Arbiters of Hell,
Um... I thought I took the sword back to Hell at the end of the movie. I was drunk that day, so I don't remember a whole lot of what happened... Regardless,
I never used the sword to make a zombie army. I smote some jerk who was possessed by it and carried it to PREVENT other people from making zombie armies with it. And while Sesshoumaru could conceivably handle it, it probably wouldn't be very good for him. ... In any rate, check your cupboards again. It should be there.


Dear InuPapa-sama,

I must say I really admire you and your kids. They are so cool and so are you. *tosses wiffle boy for Inupapa*

Well, on to my problem.

I have a friend who lives in Alaska since he moved away for about three years. We're really close and he felt like a brother to me. But recently he told me that he really likes me and wants me to be his girlfriend. I'm pretty sure I don't feel the same way and I'm not even old enough to begin dating! Can you help me, Inupapa-sama?
Sincerely,
Izumi-chan

Dear Izumi-chan,
... What's this "wiffle boy" thing? *sniff sniff* Is it edible? I make it a habit never to put anything human-shaped in my mouth...
Anyway, on to your problem. Really, the only course of action I can see here is to be honest. If you don't like him in "that way", you should just say so. It would be better than lying to yourself and getting into a relationship that you're not really comfortable with from the onset. The truth may hurt, but lies only fester over time, and by the time they get revealed, they hurt a whole lot more. Better to kill the problem while it's still small. Besides, it's not like you can't still be friends. I've rejected numerous women in my life, and while some of them did try to kill me after that... ... well, they weren't really my friends in the first place. But a friend always appreciates honesty, even if it hurts.


Dear Papa,
why is sesshomaru so cold? was her ever happy when he was a kid?
and can i have a hug? my boyfriend just broke up with me*cries*
Sincerely,
sad yet wondering

Dear wondering,
Awww, of course you can have a hug! *hug*
As for Sesshoumaru's attitude... I'm afraid it's likely my fault. See, after his mother died, I was a bit overprotective of him. I would bend to his every whim, just to make sure he was happy and healthy, and unfortunately, I think it ended up giving him a bit of a spoiled attitude. So, I'm guessing this is where he got his "I'm better than everyone else and the world doesn't deserve my attention" sort of outlook, because he had the most powerful youkai in the West wrapped around his finger for most of his childhood. Heh heh... Oops. Really, after I found out what I was doing to him, I tried to undo it, but you know how teaching an old dog new tricks goes...


Dear Papa,

Do you have any comment on your son Sesshoumaru's child raising skills? It's come to our attention that Rin was recently kidnapped *again*, and that Sesshoumaru is in the habit of leaving a defenseless child in the care of a frog. What gives?
Sincerely,
Child Welfare Services

Dear Child Welfare Services,
Well, would you rather Sesshoumaru take her with him wherever he goes? Like into battles with giant, soul-sucking monsters or trips into Hell? And when you complain about the company she's left with, he's just making use of what resources he has. Jaken is by no means defenseless. Nintoujou can shoot flames to melt the average youkai in seconds, not to mention Ah-Un is no pansy when it comes to battle. You seem to think just because there's no guy with a sword around that she's somehow in danger. She's certainly better off than she was before Sesshoumaru came into her life. And as for getting kidnapped... such things happen even with the most watchful parent. He always comes to rescue her, doesn't he?


Dear Papa-sama,

Will Inuyasha ever become powerful enough to turn into a huge canine like you and Sesshomaru, even though he is only half-demon? Wouldn't that be awesome if he did that right before he bit Naraku in half? Hee-hee...then maybe I can get my heart back.

Secondly, do you think it's possible for your first son, Sesshomaru, to fall in love with a half-demon like me in the future? (Fingers crossed...)

Finally, even though you don't have ears like Inuyasha, can I tweak them anyway?

Sincerely,
The Wind-Sorceress and Hopes-To-One-Day-Be-Your-Daughter-in-Law,

Sincerely,
Kagura

Dear Kagura,
Unfortunately, as long as Inuyasha is a hanyou, he cannot transform into a giant dog. His human half binds him to that physical body. The only way it would be possible is if he used the Shikon no Tama to become a full youkai, which I don't really approve of, either.

As for Sesshoumaru's love interests, given that he inherited my blood, I'd say it's at least possible for him to fall in love with just about anyone. The thing is, he lacks the desire to fall in love. I think he's got more important things on his mind than finding a girl. But give it time. He might get those doggy urges one of these days.

And hands off the ears, wind girl. They're sensitive.



Dear Papa,
After watched the third movie I have a question

Souryuuha's is Toukijin's ougi as is said in the second fight between Sesshoumaru,and it is also said that only the combined power of Tessaiga and Tenseiga can defeat Souunga.But later Saya says that Bakuryuuha and Soryuuha have to be combined to win.That just doesn't fit,right?
Sincerely,
Mike

Dear Mike,
Yeah, blame the writers on that one. You can argue that an ougi is based on the person rather than the weapon, but the series itself states that Bakuryuuha is Tessaiga's ougi, not Inuyasha's. Granted the series also gave Shippou an ougi (Kokoro no Kizu), which was obviously based on a person rather than a weapon. So, maybe Souryuuha is Tenseiga's ougi... channeled through Sesshoumaru... through Toukijin... or something.

I dunno, I'm as confused as you are, to tell you the truth. I don't remember making Tenseiga to have that kind of ultimate attack in the first place, anyway.



Dear Inu-chan,

I've managed to shake that DISGUSTING Maten (He has no hair!) off of my tracks for a while, so I'm back for your fluff! If I were you, (Which I most certainly am not) I would sleep with one eye open tonight...
Sincerely,
Yura of the Hair

Dear Yura,
Hello, this is Tsukuyomaru. For some reason, Taishou-kun wanted me to reply to this letter for hi... oh hell. ... Okay, if THAT'S how that cowardly, double-crossing dog wants to play, I'll just tell you that he keeps his fluff inN ads jlniKsafSDivNsd erV ,md

Sigh, just when I though I could get out of it. Damn bat. Anyway, Yura, I want you out of my hair. Go pick on Hiten or something. He's got that nice, flowing braid! Besides, I hang out in a skeleton with a guy made of crystal. Obviously, my tastes in hairless companionship mean that my follicles are quite sub-par. Besides, I'm old and graying. It would be better if you go after those young ones. Now SHOO!



Dear Dad,
What power does your sword have. Mine can destroy, Sesshoumaru's can heal but what about yours?
Sincerely,
InuYasha

Dear InuYasha,
By "your sword", you mean Sou'unga, right? Heh, it's not so much "my" sword as "the sword that it would suck if anyone else got ahold of". See, it has this evil spirit sealed inside of it that can open up the gates of Hell and call forth zombies. Plus you get turned into a zombie if you get cut by it. I had other swords over my lifetime, but none of them really had any special powers.


Dear Papa,
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Sincerely,
kyo-san

Dear kyo-san,
Given that I have nothing but free time on my hands now that I'm dead, I've actually done a bit of research into this, and it turns out that the answer depends on who's doing the licking. See, I've got my doggy tongue, so I can lick away half that sucker in just one slurp. But Housenki over here doesn't have a tongue, so all he can do is bite it. And Tsukuyomaru insists he's a fruit bat and goes after those tropical flavored ones, then just sits there for hours going *lick lick lick* and hardly makes a dent in the thing. So, in my case, it takes two, in Housenki's case, it takes one, and for Tsukuyomaru... well, I got bored after he hit 1,458, so it's something more than that.


Dear Papa,
who do you think would be able to beat you in battle Inuyasha,Sesshomaru,or a piece of cheese?

and i got a frisbe!*throws frisbe*go get the frisbe!^_^
Sincerely,
M-san

Dear M-san,
*chomp* Mrff... Heerfs yrr frssbee. *blah* Erh-hem, anyway.
Well, Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru obviously have nothing on me. I could beat them both blindfolded with both hands and legs bound. Now, that piece of cheese, on the other hand... oh, you've got me there. See, the cheese would make me eat it, and if it was moldy cheese, then it would come back for revenge in my stomach a few hours later, and I would be rolling in agony, wailing, "Oh, I have been slain by moldy cheese!". ... I'd be better in a while, though.


Dear Papa,

How did you manage to convince two beautiful women to have your child? I asked so many women but only ended up getting whacked in the head by a boomerang or slapped or called a perv *sigh* by this rate I'll never have a heir before my kazaana kills me *sigh*
I've tried to gain advice from your eldest son on another site but only got called a sad loser, then Inuyasha called me a womanizer and a pervert...the dissapointment made it very hard to suppress the urge to suck them both into my hand, since neither of them seems to have any experience.

I have heard that you are the wiser and more experienced one *gropes* (SLAP)...ouch ..so that maybe you can give me a hint or two?

Sincerely,
childless, miserable houshi

Dear Houshi-sama,
... Are you groping me? Jeez, no wonder you can't get a girl.
Okay, for one thing, I lived for many hundreds of years and only bedded two women. Going by that, I think your track record is still better than mine. The funny thing is, both of my wives asked me to be the father of their child, not the other way around. I tend to have issues with womanizers like you. If you're not prepared to be a caring father and devote your time to your child's well-being, then you're not ready to have children. Asking such a thing of women is no laughing matter, and you seem to take it far too lightly for me to approve of it. The women most likely feel the same way, which is why they turn you down. Having a child is a huge responsibility, and it isn't a decision just to be made on a whim. Sure, you're a guy, you can just bed a girl and walk away, but she's stuck with the consequences forever. Your careless attitude is a major turn-off, and I suspect if you acted more sincere about wanting to be a father rather than simply having a child, more women would respect you.


Dear InuTaisho,

I am having a problem. My parents are wanting to move to a place that I would have to drive to from my house and I can't drive yet. And I have been living in my present home which I have been living in since I was 4 years old and they are taking me away from all that I know and my friends. I am very sad about this all but my mom, dad, and little brother are all for moving and don't understand. When I try to talk to them they blow me off by saying stuff like: "You will adjust" or "I moved a lot as a kid and I ended up fine." but the thing is they moved often and didn't have as strong of friendships as me the friends i have now i have been friends with since kindergarten and I will be in 9th grade this year. I am worried that i will lose touch and friendships. Also where I am moving there are no kids there. So do you have any suggestions that could help me out with moving from the only home I know?
Sincerely,
movingmayhem

Dear mayhem,
Hey, I didn't even have a permanant address most of my life, so I'm not really one to give advice on this sort of thing. Here's the thing, though. You see the thing you're looking at right now? You know, the computer? With the internet? It's amazing how this sort of thing can be used to keep in touch with anyone no matter where in the world (or, in my case, otherworld) you are. And just because you can't drive yet doesn't mean you'll never be able to. Once you can, you can go visit your old friends whenever you want. Just remember that a moment doesn't last forever. It may seem bad now, but it'll pass and you'll adjust. I'm a parent, too, after all. It's my job to say these same sorts of things. You'll only lose touch with your friends if you make an effort to NOT keep in touch. I mean, I'm not even in the same universe as you people, and look how many people are keeping in touch with me! Eh? Eh? *pat pat* Don't worry, it'll be okay.


Dear Papa,
I have read a news update on Burnt the Inuyasha Shrine that confirmed by VIZ, the series is gonna end after episode 167. Do you know if it's TRUE ?????
Sincerely,
Seekerr

Dear Seekerr,
Ah, I was wondering when someone was going to bring this up. Unfortunately, since I'm dead, the producers don't feel the need to inform me of anything anymore, so I'm in the same boat as the general populace when it comes to this sort of information. I'll just tell you one thing: Sunrise and Yomiuri are pretty much the only two parties that have the authority to say anything for sure, and since neither one of them has said anything yet, there's no proof either way. Basically, we've just got one wild rumor supported by someone who knows someone who knows someone who's the father of the aunt of the cousin of the roommate of the person who actually knows what's going on. Not to mention that, aside from the rumor, there is absolutely no other indication that the show is ending. In the end, only time will tell, and the only way anyone will know for sure is if we get a title announced for 168 or if Sunrise or Yomiuri make a press release before then.


Dear Papa,
I get the general gist of how the -sama, -kun, -chan, -san title thingys work. However, I keep wondering why Sango always refers to Miroku as houshi-sama rather than calling him by his name. I've run across this before as well, where a girl is on equal terms with two guys, but calls one by his first name and the other by his last name. Could you clarify for me?
Sincerely,
Fluff Fan

Dear Fluff Fan,
Er... maybe she calls him that because she's used to calling him that? Is there any rule that governs what nicknames you give your friends? It's all a matter of personal preference and what you're accustomed to. Initially, Sango called him "Houshi-sama" out of respect and to keep their relationship impersonal, but at this point, it's probably mostly out of habit.


Dear Dad,
Do you ever get to see mom? I thought you both died, and because you are both full demon you would end up in the same place. So, is she where I got my moon mark from? If you don't know, I don't care too much. Oh, and can I have a wiffle ball, like old times?
Sincerely,
Sesshoumaru

Dear Sesshoumaru,
Sure, she's around sometimes, but she's not all that happy about the fact that I settled down with a human after she died. I think she's more or less forgiven me for it, but she still has a hard time looking me in the eye. Sigh... I can't really blame her for feeling that way, but I was hoping I'd at least have a couple of buddies once I got here. At least Housenki and Tsukuyomaru are cool with it. As for your moon mark... well... I guess you probably got it from your mother, if it was, like, a recessive gene or something. It's not an omen of evil, though. Nope, I don't buy into that. *pat pat* You're a good boy. Now, go fetch the ball! *toss*


Dear Papa,

how come shesshomaru doesnt turn into the big (not to mention cute) puppy to fight inuyasha more often? i mean isnt he stronger in his yukai form?

got any idea's why he doesnt?

one more thing. can i have a big hug. i really need it tonight. all my friends are out of town and i really wanna do something with them. :(
Sincerely,
pitplayer67

Dear pitplayer,
There's kind of an obvious reason why he doesn't: he's missing an arm. While a lack of arm is manageable as a biped, as a quadroped it gets a little tedius. Therefore, with that added lack of mobility and meneuverability, he'd actually be weaker in his dog form at the moment.

Aw, your friends are all out of town? I'll give you a hug for each of them. *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug* *hug*



Dear Papa,
We're having a serious problem between our friends and we really need you to give advice.
There were two groups of girls at our school; the popular ones and the normal in betweens.
We're in the middle along with a couple of our good friends, and our other friend named 'A' seemed to be nice to both groups and got along really well with all of us. she even helped break the ice between the two groups once. She even had a boyfriend and everything, but one day she came to us crying, saying that she was accused of having 'you-know-what' with another girl's boyfirend, and we knew that wasn't true at all.
So she was discluded from the group, and the other popular girls sent her threat e-mails and called her house everyday just to put her down.
So we stood up for her because we knew she was our friend; and we have to help her, right?
But one day, this new girl named 'B' came to our school and everyone knew her, because she once went to our school and she was the 'it' girl. So A, being good friends with B, took her around and introduced her as the 'it' girl to the popular crowd, and the popular crowd apoligized to A and invited her back into their group.
The problem was, she never came back to hang with us anymore, and then our friends started to call her a 'two timing slut that only came to us for support.'
Some of us didn't think that was true, and we kept waiting for A to return to us.
And then all hell broke loose. B had all the popular girls under control and had maximum backup from the graduates, and so she went and did 'you know what' with A's boyfriend right under her nose and got them broken up.
So a broken and twisted A returned to us during second recess, sobbing and asking us for support. Some of the girls said no, but some said yes. That was us.
In the end, A ended up returning to the popular crowd, and now we think she's pushed her trusty friends aside for the popular clique.

So here's my question, dear papa.
Was it right for us to take A back, or should we have left her where she was?
Please give us more than advice; We need mental help. We know that the popular crowd drinks beer and sniffs cocaine and crack, and we can't let A go on like this to high school. Problem is, she won't listen to us anymore.

P.S. May we all have hugs and kisses?
Sincerely,
The not-so-popular crowd of girls

Dear not-so-popular,
... What is it with parents naming their kids "A" and "B"? ... Oh well.
From what I can tell, these "clique" things are sort of like social classes, with you guys being the middle-class and the other people being the aristocracy. However, social classes are determined by who your parents are, while cliques seem to be determined by who your friends are. And since you can choose your friends, but you can't choose your parents, obviously there should be more leeway in determining boundaries between groups of people, and people should be able to pass between them at leisure. It's not like something like social status should determine who your friends are. Heck, I hung out with a human, and we got along just fine, despite being from totally different backgrounds.

One thing I've noticed about people who are obsessed with hating other people is that they usually can't come up with a reason for their hatred. Go on, ask the other girls why they hate you. Watch them not be able to answer (or say something mundane like, "Because you're a dork!" or something less-than-concrete). The cycle of hatred is a vicious thing. Someone does something bad to you, so you do something bad back to them, which makes them angry so they do something bad to you... et cetera et cetera. Somewhere in there, SOMEONE's gotta be the mature one and just let an insult blow over. There are two types of insults: those that are true and those that are not true. I've had many youkai point at me and say, "Ha ha, you wear a fluffy!" Why, yes, I do wear a fluffy! And I like wearing a fluffy! So, an insult becomes a statement of the obvious. You can handle a statement of the obvious, right? Then there's the false insults. People have told me, "You ransack villages and eat people's souls!" ... Oo-kay. All you can really do with stuff like that is look at the person like they're totally insane and then just walk away.

Just remember that cliques don't mean squat once you leave school. By that time, everyone's either wisened up or landed in jail. *hugs all around* Hang in there, it's not as bad as it seems.



Dear Papa,

In anime (in America) they say your a phantom well how does a phantom die?(or was it bad dubbing to call you a phantom?)

If sesshoumaru really want inuyasha dead why didn’t he attack him while he was younger?

what was sesshoumaru like as a youngest

Sincerely,
kitsune

Dear kitsune,
A phantom, huh? I suppose you could sort of call me that. A youkai is an embodiment of spiritual power, and when that power runs out, we die. We basically lose the physical aspect of our bodies that ties us to the mortal world and cross over to the land of the dead. Humans seem to work the same way. Once their physical body becomes useless, their spiritual body crosses over to the next world. It's just that we have a much larger spiritual body.

Hm, and why didn't Sesshoumaru kill Inuyasha when he was younger? I'd guess it's because Sesshoumaru has an aversion to acting out against children, no matter what their race. For most of the time, Sesshoumaru simply ignored Inuyasha's existence. While Sesshoumaru did desire the Tessaiga, it took him years to figure out that it was in my grave, and even longer to figure out how to get to it. By that time, Inuyasha was all grown up and sealed away.



Dear Inu-Yasha's Father,

Ku ku ku...Behold! For it is I, the Great Hakudoshi! Behold as I kill both my foolish sister, and that idiot Hanyou! And with them dead, none can storp me and my plans to betray my Father Naraku! Ku ku ku!
Sincerely,
Hakudoshi

Dear Hakudoshi,
Ku ku ku... Behold! For it is I, the great Inu no Taishou! Behold as I squish you and that baby half of yours back together into a single gelatinous mass and eat you. *burp* ... Next?


Dear daddy (can i call you that?),
Hi!, how's it going? i hope it's good! anyway, i was just wondering, i mean, you give out all these hugs, and well, do you like giving them out? if you do, can i get one? pretty pretty please?
Sincerely,
Pillows

Dear Pillows,
Of course I like giving out hugs! Hugs are good for you, and humans are just so cute and cuddly! *hug hug*


Dear Inu-Papa

first can i have a hug?

and second...
why can only inuyasha and kagome go through the well?
Sincerely,
*Jess

Dear Asterisk Jess,
Aw, hugs all around! *huggle*

And who says only Inuyasha and Kagome can go through the well? Has anyone else really ever tried? Shippou and Souta failed going through, but perhaps they don't have enough power to do so. Mukade Jourou and Yura's hair made it through just fine, though. Granted, in Mukade Jourou's case, she was holding Kagome, and in Yura's case, her hair was attached to Inuyasha. So, maybe anyone can get through the well so long as they're touching either Inuyasha or Kagome. It's a finickly little thing, that well. Seems to have a mind of its own.



Dear Inu-no-Taisho-sama

What are your reactions to Jakotsu-kun? And who do you think Jakotsu-kun should be with so he doesn't try and... well... anou... go after Inuyasha-san again... And if there isn't a person you have in mind right now, can you give me some chararistics that you think are good? Arigato for your time Inu-no-Taisho-sama, *bows* Ja ne!
Sincerely,
Your humble fan

Dear fan,
Jakotsu... ... If I ever met him, he would be cut into small cubes and used as fish bait. I don't care that he was hitting on Inuyasha. I DO care that he was obsessed with "I want to see what color your blood is" or "I want you to scream in pain and beg me for mercy". What's up with THAT?! Man, if Jakotsu ever lands with anyone, they'd have to be male and a masochist. Thank goodness he's gay and therefore cannot add to the gene pool. I just have this issue with people who hurt others simply for the amusement of causing suffering. If I ever encounter people like that, they don't tend to live very long afterwards.


Dear Father,

Kagome has recently showed me this strange devilry of her world that they call “Internet”, and surprisingly enough, here you are! So, I’ve decided to write you and Souta then will translate it to this strange foreign language that you use here.
Firstly, thanks for your opinion about me “grown into a fine young man on my own” and stuff. Not that it matters too much but still… thanks.
There were times when I hated you so much for not being with me when I needed you. And there were times when I blamed you for everything bad in my life. And sometimes I just missed you. It’s all gone by now. I guess I indeed grew to adulthood. Just thanks for giving me existence… and the magnificent sword!

You seems to know everything about my life so… in the first and probably the last time I would ask your advice. Sooner or later I will kill that bastard Naraku and Shikon-No-Tama will be complete once again. What should I do then? I’m not so keen to be a full-fledged demon as I had desired once. The ways of humans are not totally attractive for me either. I would keep both part of my heritage and remain hanyou but wouldn’t it mean to say “Goodbye” to Kagome? There is no place for me in her world and I can’t ask a girl to stay in my dangerous time and to leave her world and her family behind… Is there solution, what do you think? But please don’t give me this stuff about “you have to decide it yourself” and “trust your heart”. I WILL make a decision by myself anyway. I just want to know your opinion… Imagine you were me, - what would you do?

Thank you
Sincerely,
Inuyasha

Dear Inuyasha,
What would I do...? What's wrong with the system you've got set up right now? True, the Sengoku Jidai is a dangerous place, but that hasn't stopped Kagome from hanging out there for extended periods of time before. Why would that change once everything is all said and done? And what's this about leaving her family behind? Even if she married in her own world, she'd go off on her own eventually. And the well doesn't look like it'll stop functioning anytime soon, so it's not like she can't go visit her family and friends back home whenever she wants. You worry too much about little things. Ah, just like me when I was your age.


Dear Big Doggie,

Before I ask my question, here's a quote from episode 18 when your eldest son (tried to) use tetsusaiga on your youngest:

"when you kills someone, make sure you do it right the first time, because if the first attack did not kill (or only maims) the person, they have a nasty way of coming back to make you regret it! "

-Inuyasha to Sesshoumaru

now my question is, I know you have killed so many demons, but why didn't you kill ALL of them COMPLETELY? (some came back rite?) I mean, you said that you don't want your family to become the subject of blackmail by your enemies, then why did you leave (some of) your defeated enemies with the option of resurrection? how long would it take for you to chop off their head or melt thier bodies with your poison so they NEVER come back, HUH? I guess the theory "better be safe than sorry" was not in your dictionary.

I truly feel sorry for Inuyasha, I mean, it's bad enough that he is a hanyou and will be constantly chased by demons who hates hanyous... he still have to bear the burden to clean up any leftover weirdo demons, or a somewhat in between humans and demons (since they can resurrect while some other ones can't, they must be stronger) that you hadn't BOTHERED to make sure that they are completely dead... geez, speaking of being irresponsible.

hope that got you thinking, and i would truly appreciate it if you could answer this properly instead of coming up with some wise-ass comment and evade the question.

Sincerely,
Not an Inuyasha fangirl

Dear Is an Inuyasha fangirl,
Er... disregarding anime original villains, the only enemy of mine whom I didn't annihilate completely was Ryuukossei, and that's because I couldn't kill him. The best I could do in his case was hope that the claw would seal him forever, with me being dead and all after that and not being able to do much else. I'm generally fairly forgiving of minor tresspasses, but if someone selfishly threatens my friends or family, they're left in a few hundred pieces scattered about the extent of Japan. The only way an "old enemy" of mine could threaten Inuyasha is if someone resurrected them from absolute death, if they weren't a threat when I was alive, or if I didn't even know they held a grudge against me. It's kinda hard to take care of enemies when you don't know they're your enemies.


Dear Papa,
ummm dad? I-I'm having that problem again... you know the one... I've tryed the collars and I've tryed the powder but still the itching prosists! How oh how *bite bite bite* can I get rid of these horibly rediculas creachers??!!
*Scratch scratch scratch* Ya gotta help me out!
Sincerely,
Inuyasha

Dear Inuyasha,
Why don't you just ask Myouga to tell them to go away? He likely has seniority over them, anyway. If that doesn't work... I'm afraid it's time for a bath.


Hello again Inu-Papa,

The more questions you answer, the more questions you bring up. So...

When you were alive did you have a castle or lair or den of some sort? I ask because when this whole thing with Naraku is wrapped up (one of your boys will cream his corn) will Sesshomaru settle down some where permenantly? I mean the whole camp out thing for Rin is probably fun and all, right now. But how about in a few years when she's older, she'll need her own room and such. Just wondering...

Oh and if I scratch you right there behind your shoulder, would your back leg thump up and down? *scritch, scritch,scratch*
Sincerely,
Chuu

Dear Chuu,
Hm, a castle? Not really. I made the entire region of Saigoku my domain, so it seemed pointless to have a permanant residence. If I was always making the rounds, I wouldn't be there very much. Now, when my first wife was pregnant, we did make a temporary den of sorts, but other than that, I've never had an actual dwelling since living with my parents. Therefore, if Sesshoumaru decides to settle down in the future, he can make his own home.

Hmm... no, it's not the shoulder you need to scrath. You've gotta... you've gotta go a little lower, on my side right about where my rib cage ends. ... Yeah, right there. Ohh yeah, that's the spot .... *thump thump thump*



Dear Papa,
I have a couple of questions, as I don't want to bother you with seperate ones that make it hard for you to read. (See what a suck up I am? sniff...)
Anyway, why is it that whenever Inu Yasha gets hurt and his firerat kimono gets ripped into shreds, it always seems to 'heal' itself? Why is that?
And how was myoga? Was he annoying? What do you think he would have been like with Sesshomaru?
Why are your two boys so hot? Is it you or their mothers? Or both?
And lastly, if Rin and Sesshomaru became mates and had kids, would you be able to accept the fact that the youkai blood in the family is disappearing?

Many thanks,
Krispy Kreme doughnut.
P.S. May I please have a piece of your fluff or Sesshomaru's? It's just so sexy!
Sincerely,
Krispy Kreme doughnut

Dear Sweet Pastry,
My fluffy! *hugs it* ... Mine. Get your own. Not that I don't like you or anything, it's just something too important to give to just anybody.
Anyway, Inuyasha's fire rat cloak is a spiritual entity that can heal itself just like his own body can. It contains the life force of the fire rat within it, which is why when Inuyasha went beyond Hakureizan's barrier, not only did he lose his youkai powers, but the cloak did as well.
Myouga can be annoying at times, but, well... he's a flea and he does what fleas do, so I can't really fault him for that. Due to his small size and power, he's excellent for gathering informations, and I have sent him on numerous recon missions in the past. Sesshoumaru never seemed to learn the use of those weaker than him, and only kept Jaken around out of respect for my wishes, much like Tenseiga.
Naturally, my boys inherited their dashing good looks from me. Sesshoumaru's mother was hot and Inuyasha's mother was cute, so that added some unique flair to each of them.
As for Sesshoumaru taking Rin... while I don't particularly see that happening, I wouldn't be upset with him taking a mortal. Youkai or not, the influence of my blood will wane with the generations regardless, so my only hope is that he finds someone he likes and who can make him happy.


Dear Papa,

Are you aware of how twisted the German side of your family is? I mean... geez, Sesshoumaru's cousin Sesshoma is just plain freaky.

But you know, some very awesome dog breeds came out of Germany. The German Shepard, the Doberman...

...the Daschund...

*skritches behind the ears* ^_^
Sincerely,
World Traveler

Dear You Who Have Wandered Far,
German... Unfortunately, I don't speak German, but I have heard the voices. It seems like their cast's pitch is inverse to the original. Oh dear, that means when they get to me, I'm going to end up sounding like Shippou on helium.

Oh no, not the ear-skritch! Not the... ... *melts into a puddle of doggy ecstacy*



Dear Papa,

I was wondering-have you ever been to Hawaii? We should meet some time. I know this girl who'd like to come if you brought one of your sons, one that likes human girls.
Sincerely,
Mommynar

Dear Mommynar,
"Ha wa ii", huh? I couldn't agree more. This "Ha wa ii" place must have some wicked dental plan. I wonder what they make out of THEIR teeth? (er, I suppose I should clarify... "Ha wa ii" = "Teeth are good").


Dear Papa,

So THIS is what you've been up to. Answering FAQs and playing whiffle ball. Seems fairly boring, if you ask me. Human afterlife is much more fun. But since we both get the undead internet, there's no reason for you to keep going on and on about how sad it is that you'll never see me again. Is it that hard to pick up the phone or IM me sometime?! Men...

P.S. Our son turned out quite nicely, don't you think?

All my love,
Sincerely,
Your Dearest Izayoi

Dear Iz-kins,
Heh, well, it's news to me that you had an internet connection up there, too. I kinda figured that we were on independent networks, but I guess that's not the case. Sheesh, you act like I'd automatically know your screen name or e-mail or something. Just because I'm the greatest youkai who ever lived and ruled my own country for a while doesn't make me psychic. Women...


Dear Papa,
How do you keep such a youthful visage? I must know your secret!!!! Please...
Sincerely,
Tigris

Dear Tigris,
Naturally, a shapeshifting youkai can choose his human appearance, regardless of age. Many youaki, however, choose to have their human appearance reflect their physical age simply to retain the appearance of seniority over their lessers. I just, well, chose not to.


Dear Papa,
Can I ask you a question about tenseiga?
Is it right to revive someone that has just die?
Because when this happen we can't do anything about this, and with tenseiga you choose who can live and who can't.
I don't know if you are understand what I'm saying, but the question is if it is ok Sessy choose who can be revived
Sincerely,
Amy

Dear Amy,
Well, ask the converse of this statement: with Tessaiga, is it okay to choose who dies? Life and death are touchy subjects, so naturally I left the sword able to cause death to the son who would be less likely to use it indiscriminantly. The same with Tenseiga. Sesshoumaru has a much more objective view of death than Inuyasha, and while Inuyasha would likely use Tenseiga to revive anyone and everyone, Sesshoumaru only uses it if he feels something useful would come of bringing someone back to life. Governing over death requires a caring heart, and governing over life requires a shrewd one.


Dear Inu-Papa,
I know that quite a few Youkai can shift (You, Sesshomaru, Shippou, Kouga, ect) but I was wondering, is it possible for a hanyou to be able to shape-shift? Um, oh, yeah, and can I have a hug? -puppy eyes-
Sincerely,
Wild Wolf

Dear Wolf,
Aw, hugs all around, naturally. *hug*
Anyway, can hanyou shapeshift? Hmm... I suppose it's possible, if they inherit the right characteristics from their youkai parent. Normally, hanyou cannot shapeshift because of their human natures, which binds them to a physical body rather than the spiritual body of a youkai. Granted, I've met few hanyou in my life, so it's hard to judge just what they're capable of.


Dear Inu-papa,

For one, you rock, hands down. *bow, bow*

Okay, I saw your movie (greeeaat acting) and I suddenly found myself wondering about YOUR mokomoko fluff. (my name for it anyway) Some people say that the mokomoko fluff is all fluff, like just a pelt or something, but I'm a beliiiiiiva of da tail, so I think it's a tail, but then I saw yours from a back view and it looks like a cape at first, then it splits in two. Neat-oh.

Anyway, onto my question. I'm sure you're used to people giving you strange names and making you look different in fanfictions, but one of my friends heard a rumor about the third movie. This was her logic:

Three swords = Three children

So she made a character, a girl, the youngest child, named Shinjuko.

My question, IFFFF you had a daughter, what would your reaction be?

ps~sorry but the world as you know it has changed, and my friend's been a bad influence on me, and i cant resist.

*leans down* nice ass *gropes*
Sincerely,
Ayame Narita

Dear Ayame,
... The hell? Um... the fluffy's a pelt. Granted, it's bound to my spirit, so it goes with me when I transform, but it is not an actual physical part of my body. Kinda limp for a tail, don't you think?

Hm, hypothetically speaking, if I had a daughter, which I do not... I dunno, since it's something I've never had, I can't really predict how I'd react. But the three swords thing... um, have you ever considered that one of the swords was MINE? To quote the revered Nicholas D. Wolfwood, "This one... is yours... This one... is yours... and this one... This one is mine." Honestly, why would I leave a super-deathy sword of Hell to one of my kids? "Gee, I love you so much. Here's a bomb." Nope, I just held onto that thing so that it wouldn't fall into the wrong hands.



Dear Papa,
I was wondering, was Inuyasha planned on or... An accident? I can't see you falling in love with a human and then intentionally getting her pregnant... But then again I might be wrong.

In any case what was your reaction to the news when Izayoi told you you'd be a daddy for the second time?
Sincerely,
Woofy

Dear Woofy,
Whaaaaaat?! Both Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru were planned for well in advance. I was with Izayoi for years before Inuyasha was born. We were best friends for quite a while, and Izayoi had said that she'd be honored to bear my children. But... I dunno, I was a little reluctant about it, mostly because my first wife had died in childbirth and I was a little paranoid that the same thing would happen to Izayoi, especially since she was physically weaker. Not to mention I still had my share of enemies and I didn't want my family to become potential blackmail material. Granted, this didn't stop us from getting physical with each other on occasion, and I had to learn the human fertility cycle to know when the best times to avoid pregnancy were. But, Izayoi finally berated me enough that I was too much of a worry-wort, and I decided it was indeed time to try to start over again with a new family. And so, Inuyasha was born. Granted, things kinda got shot to hell after that, but looking back on it... it wasn't as upsetting as I was afraid it would be.


Dear Diddums, snorkel-pie, honey, dewdrop, pumpkin, dearest apricot, love-bucket, my love, sugar, darling, poochie-pie, my pretty, precious, lover, sunshine of my eyes,

How are you? Really love, I can't talk long. I had to strangle that head angel guy at the reception desk and steal his fancy DELL laptop just to talk to you. Isn't that just sad? I've improved my awesomely cool macaroni cassarole *happy starry eyes* and I found you a brand new chew toy that even squeaks! How I'm going to give you these you may ask? By the new afterlife UPS system of course! Well *sniffles* I miss you lots!
Hugs, Kisses, and all that wonderful bed time stuff that I know you still like you horny dog you!
*squirts perfum on love note, dreamy sigh, sparkle eyes*

Sincerely,
Your Izzy

Dear snookums, puppy-hun, cuddles, baby-kins, chicklet, bedmate, pookie, Iz-kins,
AAHH!! So Heaven finally got wired?! That's so totally awesome! Hey, when you get some time, I've got this awesome website I need to show you. Ah, man, I missed you lots, and death just isn't as fun without you around. Man, I'm gonna have to pester the mail-skeleton every day now to see if that stuff's come. I'm going to enshrine that chew toy on the pedestal where Tessaiga was. ... After I'm done playing with it, of course. And hopefully if I put a sticky note on the caserole dish, it'll be enough to keep Housenki from stealing it.
A thousand doggy-kisses to ya to make up for lost time. *lick lick lick*


Dear Papa,
HIIIIIIIII DAD!
Anywho....
..so...how are you? we're fine. sorta... we just gotta ask you a little question that just popped up.
What.the.HELL man?! I mean..cmon!! What IS the deal with Inuyasha's sword! First off... you give him the big sword that whenever he gets aggitated it gets bigger...excuse me? How Wrong IS THAT?! geesh. perv. i mean...it pulses it grows! it turns red and penetrates things! you must've been awfully bored...or in heat one of the two. by the way...is that even possible? for YOU to be in heat i mean...you are dead. but onto the more G rated subject...we have figured your fluffy behind out. you cannot deny us anymore we know your master plan buddy! you set up this little "i hate my brother" thing from the very begining didnt you? this whole thing is just fake! you saw me in my DD form DD (you know..dog.demon.)when i had him (who shall not be named for this sesshomaru's protection..) in my mouth..which sounds awfully wrong by the way..i had him so close to eating! i could taste the fur dad!! the fur!! sorry...gotta compose myself. i was in smushing, biting, killing, gut oozing out of mouth range it wasnt even funny. and i didnt leave a friggin scratch! he poked my eye! and it hurt! then the arm incident which we arent going to get into and its so hard to type with one hand without bashing in the friggin keyboard...this is all your fault! you owe me so big! and whats this crap about me protecting the ones i love? please, father, enlighten me. who do i love? sense i cant love sqirt (aka the one who shall not be named) anymore because of you! jerk! you ruined the family bondage! no kodak moments on fishing trips!! and it hurts...i mean...i had my hand in his gut. that was gross. you try doing that to one of us and then you tell me how you feel bud! anyway...one last question from dearest rin who says hi gramps.
do you like grapes?
yes...grapes.
you know.
the purple fruits?
or green...
we'll stick with purple.
because purples cool.

Sincerely,
Sesshomaru

Dear Sesshomaru,
... Sometimes... I wish you were born in an era where Ritalin was invented.


Dear Papa,

This has had me puzzled since the beginning of when I knew about anime, your a anime character. I will ask;

Why do all the main characters in anime HAVE to have the perfect body? all the girls look like bimbos and all the guys look like they are from a Abercrombie & Fitch ad. Why can't I ever read about some fat dude or chestless chick?
Sincerely,
Anonymous

Dear Nanashi,
... Ever seen "Slayers"? There's your gangly, chestless heroine.
It's all marketing. Why doesn't Abercrombie & Fitch use fat dudes? Because physical attraction sells. So is true with media. Besides, look at Jinenji. Not physically attractive, but has a warm heart. And Jaken isn't exactly beautiful, but he has a wonderful sense of humor. Unfortunately, people need something they can appreciate just by looks before they're willing to dig any deeper. That's just the way the world is.


Dear Papa,

Did Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha ever do anything embarrassing when they were children?

Oh, by the way, you are awesome. Of course that's easy to judge when one looks at your boys. :P
Sincerely,
Kristi

Dear Kristi,
Ah, man, they'd KILL me if I told all their embarrassing childhood stories.

... Wait, I'm already dead. So it's okay then!

Okay, this one time when Sesshoumaru was, like, three, he was practicing hunting and was chasing after this frog. So, he finally caught the frog and stuffed it in his mouth. However, then the frog did that whole "ballooning" thing inside Sesshoumaru's mouth, making his cheeks puff out. But since the frog had expanded itself, he couldn't spit it out, so he came running to me with this huge face, trying to whimper at me around the frog. I finally informed him that if he just turned back into his dog form, he'd have a lot more mouth space. So, he did, and the frog popped right out. He was pretty embarrassed about that for the next few days.

Inuyasha I only knew for a short time, so didn't get much time to collect embarrassing stories on him. But Izayoi told me that he once thrashed around enough to kick a table leg and send a cup of sake splashing all over his face. He wouldn't stop hiccuping for the next few hours.



Dear great lord *bows down*

i love half-breeds/hanyous. here is my question. do u love all half-breeds/hanyous. if u meet a dying hanyou in the middle of the the road what would u do. oh and one more thing oh great lord. GO FETCH THE BALL. oh what a good dog u are *hugs*

Sincerely,
half-breed love and protecter

Dear protector,
Er, I'd save him, naturally. Wouldn't even have to be a half-breed. I'd do that for anyone. Granted, that sometimes gives people the wrong idea that I have some deep attachment to them. I do care about everyone, but it can only go so far. Someone's in trouble, I help them. There's no deeper reasoning to it.

Man, you people are really giving me a workout today. *chases ball*



Dear Papa,

hiya daddy! I was wounderin' and muh little mind was workin', just how man Demons can take the form of a human? And can you name a few for me?? please sir??
Sincerely,
Niz

Dear Niz,
Basically, a youkai must have power at least equal to a human to be able to take the form of one. Shape-changing youkai that you've encountered are myself, Sesshoumaru, Naraku, Kouga (and his entire pack), Shippou, Gatenmaru, and Kanta.


Dear Papa,
if you were still alive,what would you do?
and can i have a hug?^_^
Sincerely,
katie-san

Dear Fluff Fan,
Wow, everyone wants hugs. I should start rationing them. ... Nah, that's not very nice. Hugs for everyone! *hug*
What would I do if I was still alive? Probably the same thing I'd been doing all my life. Protecting the weak and defeating the strong! And hanging out with Inuyasha, since I didn't get the chance to do that much.


Dear Papa,
I was wondering about the stripes on Inuyasha's face. I'm assuming that is from the youkai blood he has. The one thing that confuses me, though, is that several times in the anime, he has stripes on his face when he isn't transforming. Could you explain?
Also, where have all the youkai gone? There aren't any youkai in Kagome's time, as far as I can see. Are they hiding out in the wilderness or did they all become extinct?

P.S. Could I get a hug too? :o)
Sincerely,
Fluff Fan

Dear Fluff Fan,
The stripes signify a rise in youki, which usually happens when a youkai is threatened or angry. With Sesshoumaru and myself, our stripes become more pronounced when we're angry. It's the same with Inuyasha, except "becoming pronounced" in his case means they actually appear at all.
As for the youkai, most youkai only thrive during wartime, feeding off the corpses from battle and the general negativity in the air. Once the Sengoku Jidai ended, ushering in a new age of peace, many youkai lost the energy that sustained them and either died or became dormant.
But I'm still here to give hugs. *hug*


Dear Papa,
Ohayo Inuyasha no chichi! Papa I have a problem, I'm suppose to be moving but now I have a choice... To be with my family or start a new life. I don't know anymore, my papa is old and febble so should I leave him? Plus he just started opening up to me, he's never been one to share or show feelings for anyone or anything.Could moving break the bonding I've finally found between us? Arigatou.
Sincerely,
Crystal or Kurisutaru (Which ever helps you say it.)

Dear Kurisutaru,
Hm... Izayoi would tell you that I'm not the person to ask about this sort of thing. She complains that I think about other people too much and never have time to pursue what
I want. So, if it was left up to me, I'd say stay with your dad. But that also leaves the problem with yourself that you wouldn't be able to pursue your own dreams, live, and grow. I had a hell of a time letting go of Sesshoumaru, after protecting him for so long, but he'd grown up and it was time for him to move on, even if that meant... without me. So, you have to be with your family when they need you, but you also have to consider your own needs. If you never start a life for yourself, how will you then have your own family? In the end, this is a personal decision, and I don't think it's right that you should leave it up to someone else to make it for you.


Dear Father of Sesshoumaru,

I'm hoping you can help me with this problem I've been having.

My father is a creep. I hate him, and I can't stand the way he basically treats me and my sister like we're his little minions. It's always "Do this for me," or "Go here for me," or "Make this for me." And if we don't do exaclty as he says, he becomes a total monster. In fact, more than once, I have been afraid for my life... I don't know if my heart can TAKE this much longer, either.

Now the thing is that I know my father favors his two other kids. There's my little brother, who's a pain in the ass. He's almost as abusive as my dad is sometimes. I'd rather not get into it here, but it's scary sometimes. And I think my dad actually likes him more BECAUSE he's like that. And then there's the new baby, and I'm honestly more afraid of what that baby could become sometimes.

I've been wanting to run away from home for a long time, but I just don't have anywhere to go. I have no family I can turn to, or any real friends I'd trust to stay with.

Well, there's this man that I met. He's a really great guy and all, and I think he can definitely help me out with my situation. He's talked to me on a few occasions, and he knows my problems with my dad. In fact once I got beat up pretty bad by my dad and this man was there when it was all over. I'd never been so afraid that I was really going to die, but seeing him and hoping for him to be there was really one of the things that kept me going.

But now, I've really got myself into a BIG problem. Just last week, it finally all came to a head when I found out my little brother was up to somethign really bad, and I finally decided that I can't go onlike this, and needed to run away from home forever, but I still don't know where to go. But I just can't take what's going on with my family anymore.

Any suggestions on what I can do? I'm truly desparate to get out, but I don's know what to do!
Sincerely,
Feather on the Wind

Dear Feather,
Psh, what kind of father is that? Abusing his children and playing favorites... I tell ya, there's something wrong with the world nowadays. I'd say the best thing for you to do at this point is spread the word about your plight and get others to join you in your cause. Up until now, you've been afraid to have people find out about it, but really, the more people you have on your side, the better off you are. And even if you don't make it through this, at least you'll have enough people rooting for you to give your dad his just desserts.


Dear Papa,

I once had this weird dream where your youngest son hugged me. I was in some weird colored plataforms inside crystal spheres, and there was some kind of park, or forest in the outside.
I don't know why, but I felt really happy.

Does this has any logic explanation?

P.S. The fluff rocks.

Sincerely,
Dreamer

Dear Dreamer,
Just be glad it was Inuyasha who hugged you and not me or Sesshoumaru. Spiked armor is not terribly forgiving in confined areas.

... Oh, don't worry, nowadays my armor lives on my skeleton and I just wear my kimono and hakama, so there's no danger in hugging me anymore. I mean, why do I need armor when I'm dead? Am I afraid someone's going to come stab and kill me?



Dear iroppoi-papa,

I just lied to one of my friends about something, and now she hates me. I know I was stupid and I tried to make it up, but she said she hates liars.
:(

By the way, you should secretly posess a human and return to this world to reak havoc opon the world. That would be t3h b0mb! XD
*throws a wiffle ball past you*

Sincerely,
Betrayed Hentai Tenshi

Dear Uragita Perverted Angel,
*twitch* Iro... ppoi...? *twitch*
Well, it's never good to lie, unless the truth could potentially cause someone to come to harm ("Do you know where the escaped human sacrifice is?" "Yes."). But, as long as you realize what you did was wrong and try valiantly to do something about it, then you can be forgiven.

... Why would I want to wreak havoc on the world? I like the world. I'll take the wiffle ball. *chases after it*



Dear Inu-Papa,

Do you have a tan, or does your bronzed bod just naturally ~GORGEOUS~ in skin tone?

And do you think you'd like potato chips? I like this kind. *munch munch* Wanna try 'em? Here you go... *tosses Inu-Papa a big bag of Lay's Dill Pickle chips*
Sincerely,
Inu-Stick

Dear Stick of Dog,
It's a tan. The Saigoku region gets a lot of sunshine, plus I'm eternally outside, so I can't really help but get a bit of sun on my skin. It's actually common for people of the Kansai area to be a bit darker-skinned. I've yet to figure out how Kagome manages to stay so pale during her trips, since she's outside all the time as well, plus wears much less than I do. Edo isn't THAT far north from the Kansai area.

Chips, huh? *munch munch* Erk... processed food... death... ... *gik* ... Wait, I'm already dead. ... *munch munch munch*



Dear Papa,

I'm curious -- what factors decide the appearance of a hanyou child? I mean, we have Inuyasha of the flowing silver locks, the adorable canine ears, and let's not forget the eyes, but from what I understand, that's not the way it always goes. But I'm not entirely sure whether Inuyasha is the rule, or the exception to it.

Jinenji, for example, was also hanyou and his appearance is far less aesthetically pleasing than your youngest boy. Does it have to do with the type of youkai parenting the hanyou, or would you say it's just dumb luck?
Sincerely,
Niamh

Dear Niamh,
It's all about genetics. You know about dominant and recessive genes, don't you? So, youkai have dominant-recessive pairs, which, for simplicity, I'll denote "Yy". Humans also have gene pairs, which I will denote "Hh". So, in the hanyou child, the pairings can go YH, Yh, yH, or yh. Because humans are creatures rooted in the physical world while youkai are spiritual creatures, genes determining physical characteristics in humans overpower genes of like dominance in youkai. However genes determining supernatural powers are more dominant in youkai, so they overpower humans. Basically, YH, yH, and yh combinations all yield human physical characteristics, while only Yh yields a youkai physical characteristic. It's just up to chance which characteristics those happen to be. On the other hand, YH, Yh, and yh all yield youkai supernatural powers, while only yH yields human abilities. Basically, a hanyou will be, on average, 75% human-looking and have 75% of the abilities of their youkai parent.

... I lived mostly during the Heian era, so how the HELL do I know this? Eat that, Mendel!



Dear Inu-daddy-sama (is it okay if I call you that?),
Um...I have a lot of questions so I guess I just start with this: Were you and Sesshy's mom bethrothed to each other like around childhood or sumpthin' or did you just met each other at some random place and then what happened was what followed...?
What was she like? I mean in looks, personality, devotion to you...and...how'd she feel towards Sesshy? I mean, I have no doubt she loved him but I don't know much about Sesshy's past *shrug*
Oh, and also, how do you feel about Inuyasha constantly repeating the same thing to Myouga, "I don't care about Oyaji's (sp?) business." (That's really rude of Inu, but he had a tough life. Still, WHY DID HE HAVE TO KILL THE CHICKENS?! XD *cough cough*)
I think that is all for now.
Oh, and what flavor of ramen (do you like ramen?) do you like? Beef or chicken?
Ok, that's it. Thanks for listening to this one's blabberings. Arigato gozaimasu.

P.S. Inu-daddy, YOU R AWESOME! *gets on knees and handsdown* All hail the great, might Inu no Taishou-sama! ^_^
Sincerely,
Princess Ling

Dear Ling-hime,
Sesshoumaru's mother and I were not betrothed. Well, not really. See, I liberated her pack from some tyrannical overlord or another. Her father was the leader of that pack, and he was all like, "Oh ho, you're pretty strong! This here's my daughter, I think you two would go great together!" And it turned out that I already thought that she was pretty hot, she already thought that I was pretty hot, so we hit it off right away! We got along pretty well, aside from a few differences in opinion, like how I wanted to protect the weak and she wanted to eat the weak... but other than that, yeah, we were good pals. I'm sure she would have loved Sesshoumaru if she hadn't sort of... well... died, but... that's another topic.
I'm not that upset about Inuyasha's disrespect towards me. To him, it probably looks like I off and ditched him with his mother, and even if he knows in his mind that that's not true, it's hard for him to look up to a father who was never there for him. I know, I know, I'm sorry, but... that's life.
Beef ramen all the way, baby. I'm a bovine connoisseur.


Dear Inu no Taisho,

It is an honor to adress a great youkai such as yourself!

Two quick questions for you, Lord:

Firstly, why is it that when Inuyasha and Sesshomaru combined to defeat the evil of your third sword, you only spoke to them very briefly? I understand there was probably time constraints on your visit or something, but surely you could've acknowledged your son Inuyasha, who you hadnt seen since he was a newborn!

Secondly, about great youkai such as yourself. Can one become a dai-youkai, or is one born a dai-youkai? For example, does Sesshomaru posses the ability to become a dai-youkai such as yourself because he is your son and is a very great youkai already, or are the powers simply innate?

Very Respectfully, and

Sincerely,
Chico

Dear Chico,
There's no need to be so formal with me. We're all buddies here.
Anyway, why didn't I say anything more at the end of the third movie? I dunno, ask the writers. Why did I even show up at all? The sword would've fallen into Hell whether I'd been there to stick it there or not, so... I dunno, I think it was just a tease. But, when you're on time constraints, sometimes, "Hey, good work!" is about all you can manage.

As for being a daiyoukai, that's something you become. I mentioned before that I had a very modest upbringing, and it was only through hard work and dedication did I achieve status of "daiyoukai". Really, all that means is that you're unusually powerful or you've lived for an exceptionally long time. So, yes, Sesshoumaru has the potential to become a daiyoukai. Inuyasha... well, I guess he has the potential to become a daihanyou... Heck, even Shippou could become a daiyoukai if he really put his mind to it. Granted, some youkai have an easier time of it than others, due to natural power, but it's something that pretty much anyone can achieve.



Dear Papa, A few questions
What made you go into battle with Ryukossei which of course led to your death :( (I mean if you didn't fight him you could of been around a bit longer for inu yasha),
How do you feel about Inu Yasha becoming more powerful thanks to your the sword the you handed down to him.
P.S.
the Kaze no Kizu, Bakuryuuha, and kongosoha are incredible attacks...
Sincerely,
Crono

Dear Crono,
Actually, the battle with Ryuukossei caught me a bit off guard. He was actually the son of the youkai that I overthrew to take over the Western Country (a son which, frankly, I hadn't known existed). The only reason I'd finally decided to settle down with Izayoi and start another family was that I had assumed all my major enemies had been taken care of, but nooo, then HE shows up and threatens to make hash of me AND my kids, thus "not making the same careless mistake" as I had. And, of course, he picks a darn fine time to show up, too, which happened to be soon after I'd commissioned the swords from Toutousai and thus had given them most of my own energy. I kinda figured I wouldn't make it out of the battle alive, but I realized that if I was dead, my old enemies would have no reason to threaten my family anymore. If Ryuukossei and I killed each other, then he would no longer be a threat, and I would die with no one for my boys to be vengeful against, so it worked all around.

Therefore, Inuyasha didn't actually surpass my power by defeating Ryuukossei, since I wasn't fighting him at full power to begin with. Yes, I know I never learned the Bakuryuuha. This is because I used Tessaiga in maybe all of two battles in my entire life. I'd created it for Inuyasha, after all, not my own personal use, so I never felt the need to learn all the ins and outs of it.



Dear Papa,
Where did you live when you were alive, and what do you most admire in InuYasha and Sesshoumaru?(Sorry about the bad english I am from Brazil)
Sincerely,
Sango-chan

Dear Brazilian Sango-chan,
I lived in Saigoku when I was alive, in southwestern Japan where the cities of Kobe and Osaka now stand. Now, what do I most admire about my two boys? Hm, in Sesshoumaru, it's his responsibility, in the manner that he's aware of the consequences of his actions. Now, whether or not he CARES about the consequences is another thing, but he definitely doesn't try to shift the blame when he knows something was his fault? Why do you think he's never seemed bitter to Inuyasha about cutting off his arm? Because Sesshoumaru knew it was his own fault! Why did he keep Rin around? Because he revived her and accepted responsibility for that! He's such a good boy. ... In that regard. As for Inuyasha, I admire his tenacity. If something means so much to him, he'll go to the ends of the earth and sacrifice himself just to protect it. He won't give up when badly beaten, simply because he knows that if he loses, it'll put others in danger.

Yuuup yup. They get it all from me.



Dear Papa,

I'd ask to hug you, but you keep saying you're intangible. Anyway:

Have you ever, in your dog form, accidentally stepped on someone? Or thought that you might have? I don't think you would've, but the question just popped into my head.

I guess I don't get a hug, now, huh.
Sincerely,
Dee

Dear Dee,
Aw, I can at least give you a phantom hug, though. *squeeze* There ya go.

.... I don't.... THINK I've stepped on anyone. Usually I can smell if there are people nearby and can avoid them, but there was this one time I got home and I had a shakujou jammed between my toes, so I always wonder if I made roadkill monk somewhere...



Dear Papa,
What would you do if Inuyasha died? Would you play poker with him in the youkai graveyard or something?

Also, why aren't Inuyasha's ears a little floppy?

Plus, why doesn't Takahashi bring you back? She brought back Kikyo. Does she have a thing for killing off the cast's fathers or something? Kagome's dad is dead... you're dead... jeniji's dad is dead... shippo's dad is dead... good greif!

And another thing... I'm a little lost about the whole Joukasareta Inuyasha thing. Can you explain it a little clearer?

Thanks in advance! ^^
Sincerely,
FluffyDogEars

Dear FDE,
Hm, if Inuyasha died, for one thing, he'd only have a 50/50 chance of ending up with me. But, if he didn't end up with me, he'd be with his mother, so he'd win either way. And if he was with me, I'd train him in the ways of wiffle ball. Heck, and once Sesshoumaru died, we'd have a full pitcher/catcher/fielder team, so we could kick the Wolves' and Bats' butts! ... Not that I'm in any hurry for that to happen, or anything. I'm patient.

Inuyasha's ears... they're cute, aren't they? And, yes, I know mine are floppy while his are not. My ears were actually pointed like that when I was younger, but as I grew in size and power, so did my ears, to the point that they became floppy. But since I wasn't born that way, neither was he. So, as he gets older and more powerful, his ears might start to flop, but since he's still a juvenile, it's pointy ears all the way!

And why don't I come back? Well, that would sort of throw an wrench in the works, wouldn't it? I died so that my kids could live. What meaning would that have if I suddenly came back to life? Why do you think Kikyou's so bitchy? She died to protect the Shikon no Tama, then was brought back to life, and the Shikon no Tama was brought back to the past. Probably makes her feel, "Gee, I feel like my sacrifice was worthwhile." Nope, some people like me were just meant to die. I can only assume the same of the others.

"Joukasareta Inuyasha"? ... Wasn't that a piece of fanart based on manga chapter 355? Inuyasha used a Shikon shard to power up Tessaiga, but the shard was corrupted and ended up corrupting him, so Kagome had to hold him in order to purify him, thus "joukasareta". Hmm hmm... not an effective use of a Shikon shard in my opinion, but at least Inuyasha got to show his stripes.



Dear Papa,

Okay, so, in the last manga chapter there was this picture of Inuyasha holding Tessaiga one-handed that was really... "Oh my." Seriously. It belongs in the encyclopedia next to the entry on Sigmund Freud.

Yeah, yeah, even Freud said that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. I wish it was just a matter of me being dirty, but everyone I've shown the picture to agrees: It is so highly suggestive, it's hard to believe it was accidental.

So now I can't shake the idea that Tessaiga was meant to be more than just a sword. I mean, it's not a totally crazy idea: there have been jokes and innuendo about swords for probably about as long as there have been swords, and Tessaiga was always kinda suspicious, what with the fur around the hilt, the throbbing, the growing several times its size...

Now here's my problem: I could accept it as a symbol --I've always thought the sword worked as a symbol for his maturing into adulthood, why not his manhood, too?-- but the implications are just plain disturbing... Like, his manhood was made out of his father's teeth. His manhood was hidden in his father's corpse and he didn't even know it existed. His brother wanted very badly to take his manhood from him. His manhood was bitten by a monster and shattered into pieces...

See what I mean here?

So, please, Papa, I'm begging you... Please tell me I'm just a pervert, that all my friends are perverts, too, and that the sword really is just a magic, growing... throbbing... sword.
Sincerely,
Disturbed

Dear Disturbed,
Oh, please. You're just looking at this too hard. Besides, since Tessaiga is made from my fang, it's not just a sword, it's a bone, too! Sigh, and Sesshoumaru was so jealous that Inuyasha's sword was bigger than his. But boy was Inuyasha proud when his sword turned red and broke through that barrier. Too bad when he's weakend it doesn't transform for him. Good thing Kagome showed him how to use it properly.

Nope, you're just imagining things. There's no innuendo there whatsoever.



Dear Papa,

Were do babys come from ?
Sincerely,
spot

Dear spot,
Isn't this the kind of question you should ask your mother? Granted, Sesshoumaru never had a mother to answer this question, but thankfully animal youkai just figure this out on instinct... So, let's see... Well, you know where flowers come from, don't you? You put a seed in the ground, and after a while, it makes a flower. Same thing with babies. Men have seeds, and women are like the ground. So, if a man and a woman decide they want to have a baby, then the man plants his seed in the woman, and after a while, it makes a baby! ... I think that's how it works. I'm not terribly well-versed on the workings of a woman's body, so I'm not really sure HOW that happens, but... it's kinda fun to do!


Dear Papa, Is that picture of you acurrate?
Sincerely,
Henry

Dear Henry,
"That picture"... ... Oh, you mean the one at the top of this page? Hmm... well, obviously I'm not that short. And I don't wear glasses. I also notice I'm missing the straps on my upper arms that hold my shoulder-guards on. Hm, my boots should be embroidered... But other than that, yeah, I think it's accurate. I'm much sexier in person, though.


Dear Inu-Daddy
before i ask you anything...you are the coolest guy ever!!

okay*restrains self from glomping inu-daddy*i was wondering,were you mad at inuyasha when he broke the tetsuaiga(i know it really wasn't his fault,but still)
and is is it okay if my friend can marry sesshomaru(hey,rin needs a mother^_^)
Sincerely,
hiei's gal

Dear hiei's gal,
Well, I knew from the beginning that Tessaiga wasn't invincible, but I had HOPED it wouldn't break, considering it was the seal on Inuyasha's youkai nature that his half-human body couldn't control on its own. But... it happened... and for the most part, it was a blessing in disguise. It gave Inuyasha a new outlook on his previous goal of becoming a full youkai, and the responsibilities that would come with it. It also forced him to rely on his own power rather than always turning to my fang for help. So, um... yeah! All part of the plan! ... Really!

What's this about marrying Sesshoumaru? Does HE know about this? I mean, it's okay with me if it's okay with him, but this is something you're going to have to take up with Sesshoumaru, not me. I'm dead. Not much say I have in the matter.



Dear Papa,
You're so cool!You even got a fluffy!^^One question...do you know WHAT Naraku is? I mean I know he is a demon,but what kind?I'm just wondering!^^*Hugs fluffy*See ya later!^^
Sincerely,
SnowyKitty

Dear SnowyKitty,
Naraku is a conglomeration of youkai, using Onigumo as an anchor point. Basically, he sold his soul to the youkai in order to gain their power and the ability to move. The youkai that consumed him became a single body, and thus was born Naraku. He's like if you took a bunch of different colors of clay and molded them into a single blob. You wouldn't be able to tell the colors apart anymore, it would just be this ugly brown mass, but the basic pieces would still be there.


Dear Papa,
i dont know what to say, too many question all at once, but i will only ask one question what would you do if Inuyasha or Sesshomaru tried to commit suicide?
this is just a hypethetical question, and, can i get a hug? i feel really lonley right now

thank you!
Sincerely,
Dog-lover

Dear Dog-lover,
... That's a little beyond hypothetical. That's like... way out there. The only reason they'd commit suicide is if they were to be defeated in battle anyway, which is an honorable way to go, so... it would be the same as if they'd died in battle, which I have no problems with.

So, let's just skip that and get right to the hug. Don't worry, it'll be okay. *pat pat*



Dear Papa,

Love you, love the fluff, absolutely mad about your fashion sense and so glad you passed it on to at least one of your sons. So my question is - Why red? Why no complete outfit like Sesshoumaru's - armour, boots, etc? Not to say the boy isn't well turned out, but I agree with Myoga - Red, what were you thinking?

And another thing, why are you the only one sensible enough to put your lovely silver locks up? Loose hair should be a problem in a busy youkai's daily life, ne?

Sincerely,
Chuu

Dear Chuu,
Because... that's what color the Fire Rat cloak was? I didn't dress him. I gave the Fire Rat cloak to his mother as sort of an engagement gift, and she passed it on to him. I died before Inuyasha wore anything more substantial than a wrapped blanket, so I had no influence in his fashion sense (a pity, I admit).

I started putting my hair up on a regular basis after I started wearing my fluffy as a cape. Long, flowing hair + large area of fur = static like you wouldn't believe. Myouga would land on my nose, and I swear I'd shoot a lightning bolt out of it as he got zapped right off me. So... I suppose it worked well as an insect repellant, but it was all-around annoying, so I fixed the problem by tying my hair up. Since Sesshoumaru wears his fluffy on his shoulder, he doesn't have as much hair-on-fur static problems, so he can leave his hair down.


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